Xaos - Chaos Mægick

Commercial Chaos Mægickian; call me Xaos.
Find me at xaos.me.uk & twitter.com/ChaosMagick ~ I make stuff happen, in the real world. You know, magick stuff.

What is common?

“Tennis elbow (lateral epicondylitis) is fairly uncommon. Approximately five in every 1,000 adults in the UK are affected by the condition each year.”

NHS Direct

Five in a thousand is 0.5 in a hundred, which (I know you’re ahead of me) is half a percent.

Half a percent of the population experiencing / reporting this elbow tendon pain is considered uncommon.

Of the sixty-two million (let me know when my spelling-out of numbers annoys you; ‘tis my pleasure) people in the UK, three-hundred and ten thousand experience / report this elbow tendon pain.

As ‘tennis elbow’ mostly affects adults, we might recalculate the affected numbers from thirty or forty million, giving us one hundred and fifty thousand to two-hundred thousand people in a certain amount of pain each year.

This post has no exoteric purpose; it is a meme-bomb of sorts. You’re welcome.

Demands for apologies (your time is precious) may be sent here; every demand receives a personal response.

I’m not saying I’m ever complacent with my magick, but I’ve recently begun to stumble in the invocation of my personal Agathodæmon, having invoked Agathachristie on several occasions. Much to my embarrassment, as you can imagine.

Still, she’s good for parties and long train rides.

Price of postage

Do not buy first class stamps. If there are fewer first class letters and parcels shipping around the UK thensecond classwill become the default.

(First class service price is going up.)

You have built for yourselves psychic suits of armor, and clad in them, your vision is restricted, your movements are clumsy and painful, your skin is bruised, and your spirit is broiled in the sun.

Eris, Principia Discordia (Or, How I Found The Goddess And What I Did To Her When I Found Her)
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